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Heffalumps and Woozles

Heffalumps and Woozles

Heffalumps and Woozles is a dream song to describe Heffalumps and Woozles in The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh. this  song is sung by a chorus (portrayed by four talking honeypots at some points, but mostly offscreen) and is heard during Pooh's nightmare caused by Tigger. During the song Pooh is harassed by Heffalumps and Woozles until he awakens.

LyricsEdit

Heffalumps and Woozles. Heffalumps and Woozles. Steal Honey. Beware. Beware.

They're black! They're brown! They're up! They're down! They're in! They're out! They're all about! They're far! They're near! They're gone! They're here. They're quick and slick and insinsere. Beware! Beware! Be a warey, Bear!

A Heffalump or Woozle is very confusel. A Heffalump or Woozle's very sly. Sly! Sly! Sly! They come in ones and toozles. But if they so choozles, before you're eyes you'll see them multiply. Ply! Ply! Ply! They're extraordinary, so better be wary because they come in every shape and size. Size! Size! Size! If hunny's what you covet, you'll find that they love it. Because they guzzle up the thing you prize! Prize Prize Prize.

They're green! They're blue! They're pink! They're white! They're round! They're square! They're a terrible sight! They tie themselves in horrible knots! They come in stripes! And polka dots! Beware! Beware! Be a very warey, Bear!

(Instrumental)

They're extraordinary, so better be wary. Because they come in every shape and size. Size! Size! Size! If hunny's what you covet, you'll find that they love it. Because they'll guzzle up the things you prize! They're black! They're brown! They're up! They're down! They're in! They're out! They're all about! They're far! They're near! They're gone! They're here! They're quick and slick and insinsere! Beware! Beware! Beware! Beaware! Bewaaaaaarre!